Waterparks were created to prepare humans for oceanparks, which will be created when the moon destroys all amusement parks for its own amusement. Splash in the splendor of an existing water world with today's MetroDeal: for P399, you get a one-day admission pass to Splash Island Your Adventure Island (an P880 value) and free zipline and kayaking ride.

Splash Island is the only signature waterpark located near Metro Manila, just a few miles south along SLEX. The waterpark's family-friendly layout is set up with 17 thrilling attraction, the fantastic wave pool called Agos Grandes, stately palm trees, a water playground, and water. The park's most popular attraction, the Rio Montanosa, is a new breathtaking mountain high river raft ride that delivers its riders the ultimate thrill. Go tubular in the Big Bam Boo, a covered tunnel rid that slides straight into pure excitement. The King Pilipit, a swirling slide that is under rising pressure until a final drop dumps you in a pool, is the perfect place to test if sewing your passport into your appendix keeps it safe.

Splash Island also offers plenty of miniaturized attractions for guppies you might be chaperoning. These include the Balsa River, a lazy ride ideal for the lazy child wanting to practice his or her lazy sprawl, which will be perfected 15 years later somewhere in the abyss of the living-room couch. Outside of the water, oblige friends to taste the park's real sand by making them dig for a few well-placed spikes in the beach volleyball court.

Treat family, friends, spouses, and friends' spouses to a non-shark-related adrenaline rush with today's MetroDeal to Splash Island.